How to re-create that Teknival experience...

How to re-create that Teknival experience in the safety of your own home, using MySpace !


Hi kids!

Now that we are in deep mid-winter, you're probably all missing the fun and fear of the summer Teknivals, where many of us first met each other in REAL LIFE!
Yes, that certainly seems a long way away, as we gaze at all these rather sad pages of ravers and sound systems, here in the virtual social arena of Murdoch's MySpace
But!
I accidentally chanced upon a way to simulate that feeling of confusion and uncertainty that we all love about Teknivals.
All you need to do is:
1) take some drugs - preferably a cocktail of them.
2) search through your 'Friends' list, and find at least 7 who are playing some kind of 'rave' music (preferably 'HardTek') on their page, and 1 or 2 who are playing some reggae/hiphop.
3) now open up all of their pages at the same time, with all of their music playing at once, and connect your computer to your hi-fi (if it isn't already).
4) take twice as many drugs as you did in Step 1).
5) now get your wife or servant to turn the lights in your room on and off really quickly.
6) now ask a REAL friend (who's in the room with you) to try and steal the wallet from your pocket, and shout abuse at you.
7) keep on doing this for several days without eating or drinking any water, repeating steps 1) & 4) continuously until you finally stab your friend, wife, servant, or yourself to death (injuries don't count).

Crazy
but it works!